Of course, there had to be a crazy vintage Citroen in here, and what better than the unapologetically wacky DS, with its ...

Admittedly, it’s not massively fast, but then it’s not that sort of bike. ‘E-Bike’ mode allows a top speed of 32kph, ‘Moped’ unlocks a 48kph vmax, while ‘Off-Road’ allows a heady 72kph “off the beaten ...