When Managers Ask You to Come In 15 Minutes Early — Know Your Rights

i love thinking about how scary humans must be to other forms of life but particularly because the only real fundamental difference that sets us apart from other animals is our innovation (language, power, architecture, capital) and urges to be in control of all outcomes. no other animal displays the kind of pride and self righteousness humans do despite being plenty smart enough

Humans Are Adorable: An Alien's Perspective